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YO MOMA: Bermuna Triangle What does the Bermuna Triangle and yo mamma have in common? They both swallow seaman! Chicken and Yo Momma Why did yo momma cross the road? Beacause she's the only one who would follow a chicken! So skinny YO mama so skinny she gotta run around in the shower to get wet Yo Mam So Ugly Yo momma so ugly she was fed by a sling shot Yo Mama is So Black yo mama is so black she leaves fingerprints on charcoal!! Yo mama so fat... Yo mama so fat that she sat on the TV and watched the couch. Yo mama so fat that the earth orbits around her. Yo Mama So Harry Yo mamas so harry she has afros on each of her nipples! Yo mamas so harry you almost died of carpet burn when you were born! yo mama so short... yo mama so short she needed a ladder to pick up a dime! Yo Mama's a Slut Yo mama is such a slut that everytime she walkes into Red Lobster, she opens her legs and says, "Free crabs!" Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets fingered, thrown into the alley and comes back for more. Yo mama's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn. Yo mama's like a... Yo mama's like a Hardware store, 5 cents a screw. Yo mama's like 1. Yo mama's like a screen door: slam her enough times, and she'll loosen up. 2. Yo mama's like a casino: liquer in the front, poker in the back. 3. Yo mama's like a pepsi machine: slip in a quarter and out pops the next generation. 4. Yo mama's like a shotgun: one cock and she blows. 5. Yo mama's like a bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and always comes back for more. Yo Mama's So Hairy Yo Mama's so hairy she shaves with a weedwhacker! Yo mama's so old and fat Yo mama's so old and fat when God said let there be light, he was tellen' her to get her fat ass out 'o the way. Yo mama's so ugly, they had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her. Yo Mama's Teeth Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter! Yo mamas a slut Yo mamas such a slut she's like a library - open to the public! Yo Mama Yo mama's like a door knob, everyone gets a turn! Yo mamma is like railroad tracks, she gets laid all over the country. This page contains 20 of 244 matching records. Back to Giggle Land |
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