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Why do Wemen ware make up?A. Why? If I knew would I ask?
A guy
This guy was in an airplane with out a parishute and all of a sudden the airplane driver notices he jumped out then he looks out the window and notices he didnt even get hurt or break a bone. Why didn't he he get hurt or break a bone? Because the airplane did not yet leave the ground!!!!!
abo
Q.why do you call aboriginals boongsa.because thats the noise they make when they come of the dashboard
booger
Your mama is so fat she flicked a booger on the wall and it melted.
deed freezer
yo moma is so old she is like a deed freezer everyone wants to pack the meat
fly away
what has two legs?a duck
grandaddy lincoln
yo mama so old i stepped on a penny on tails and she said get of grandaddy
haha
what has 10 fingers

a baby


Hickie
Somebody gives you a Hickie then your a redneck
how
How do you get out of a elephants stomach?

You run around and around and around till you get pooped out!


NIGHT
WHY WAS THE SHINY IN TROUBLR? BECAUSE THE SHIMY WAS SMOCKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
other
you no theres only so many red m&m's a man before he says fuck i wanna green one
period????
one day this an walked into a club and asked many women to have sex. they all said no. than one girl said yea but i have my period. they went to the car and had sex. a police knocked on the door and asked what are u doing he said eating pizzA
Roaches
how many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

you can't tell b/c when you turn on the lights roaches scatter


The Plantpot
Why did the worm climb up the plantpot?

To see the seeds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


yo mama so fat
yo mama so fat and gay she farted an blow in her husband and the universeit bounced off of her she so fat
yo mama
yo mama shoes so old mary payed hopscoth in them.
Yo mamma
Yo mamma is so fat that she made Jenny Craig go out of Buisness.
yo moma
yo moma so dumb she put her ass on fire
Yo momma's so fat...
Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a orange coat,people yell out " Orangejuice!!!!!!!!!"

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